maandag 15 mei 2017

7 Witches

What... have... I... been... watching?????

Okay, so apparently a new horror flick that lasted like 1 week in US theatres before being banished to the dvd market.

Though the scariest part would be to actually picking up this movie, it`s horrible in a not scary way.

As their big day approaches Cate and Cody should be celebrating, they've got their family with them, they've rented an island for the big day, but unbeknownst to them their wedding falls on the day when a 100 year old curse comes to fruition. Instead of celebrating they find themselves fighting for their lives as a coven of witches rise for revenge.

Next, people start dying of course, in the most silly ways.  There is of course the obligatory b-movie soft erotic scene, but if people ask me what this is about, I guess my answer would be along the lines of "a cheap Blair Witch style movie mixed with Master Chef".  Okay, so the witches coven is all about water giving and water taking, but there is more camera time dedicated to the preparation of sea food dishes (not kidding here) then to actual "shivering moments".

Not the best movie I ever saw for sure...

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